Smarter Than Me

Veronica Mars is smarter than me; you're not.

But really: I love good grammar, coffee, Montreal, and the internet. I work hard and party harder, and you can read all about it (and other stuff I like on any given day) right here.

I don’t know why you think saying “I don’t use markers” makes you badass. It doesn’t. I can use markers and still be badass.

—Me, to the hottest black dude ever. The only thing that would have made that exchange more poignant was if I was Candice.