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THE CAT MARNELL SCHOOL OF DATING: "IF YOU DON'T CALL ME BACK IN 15 MINUTES, THEN I'M BURNING MYSELF WITH A CIGARETTE"

aileengetsbeatendown:

I’m considering taking up this dating philosophy, if only because I’m single and therefore all past philosophies have failed. 
Thoughts? 

1) NO. Honestly this kinda shit only works on guys who are already completely in love with you. Trust me. I’ve dated 99% of the guys in Montreal and the only person who ever put up with my shit is French BF. And that’s because he loves me. And he is European and doesn’t necessarily understand everything I’m saying.

2) You do not need to get crazy to make a relationship work. You need to be with someone you can’t be without to make a relationship work. And someone you can’t be without is someone who is going to want to deal with your crazy, not tolerate it because he’s getting laid on the regular.

3) Bitches be crazy.

  1. betterthanyou reblogged this from smarterthanme and added:
    Number 2. And, also, bitches be crazy.
  2. smarterthanme reblogged this from aileengetsbeatendown and added:
    works on guys who are already completely in love with you. Trust me. I’ve dated 99% of the guys in Montreal and the only...
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