Honorary Sister
Some of the chicks on the 9th floor are having a thing and all of these Phi Kappa Pi’s keep coming in and since I made the mistake of mentioning to the first one that I dated a few Phi Kap’s, all subsequent visitor’s have been coming up to me and shaking my hand.
Finally, one of their non-member friends told me he didn’t think it was something to be proud of, and I almost said, “It wasn’t like I set out to do it!”
Then I had a flashback to the night I decided I was going to fuck Alex, and how I turned to my friend and said, “If I sleep with *three brothers, do I get some sort of award?”
I thought, in the back of my mind, that I knew he was kidding. And according to these kids, he apparently was. But a legend was born. Truly, since some of guys weren’t sure such a siren existed. Rather, one told me, it is something they’re trying to “make happen” and I should be proud since “it’s not easy”.
That last part is ridiculous. It was very, very easy.
*Over the course of a few years, I don’t think it’s impolite to hook up with people who are members of the same club and know one another, especially if they’re not really friends, and if you do, well, it’s not your vagina.
