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luckypaperstars:

Hi Laydees,
How big of a fork do use to poke at your Tender Breasts? How hungry is the nausea piranha in your belly? How prolapsed an asshole is your headache?
Love,
P Tracker Lite


I promise to stop re-blogging these, but Tiny needs to see this and she’s not very good at Internet.

luckypaperstars:

Hi Laydees,

How big of a fork do use to poke at your Tender Breasts? How hungry is the nausea piranha in your belly? How prolapsed an asshole is your headache?

Love,

P Tracker Lite

I promise to stop re-blogging these, but Tiny needs to see this and she’s not very good at Internet.

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