As per French Husband, because I’m making wings for dinner. I am obsessed with this man.
Gave my brain a bath!
A simple meditation to help balance the energies of the brain and allow the nervous system to rest, restore and rejuventate. A great meditation for depression, exhaustion, and overwhelm.
Another year. Another shitty choice.
I am not high enough to deal with you right now.
—things I said to my husband yesterday that still have great significance today
There is not enough weed in the world, so… here is a website I found.
Today, while trying to choose something to wear, I couldn’t help thinking about all the harassment I would be the target of out on the street if I wore a miniskirt.
Is that going to make me wear something else?
No. I would be harassed if I wore a spacesuit, anyway.
I love myself in a…
My friends the Van Arks got married and then made this and it is kind of totally awesome.
This is a good opportunity for y’all to be total hipsters and know something before anyone knows about it. Because I’m pretty sure EVERYONE will soon enough.
I am an otter! A very, very helpful otter! Please, allow me to fetch your juice from this vending machine! I will hug it to my chest and then present it to you! Please, let me fetch your juice.
At the end of this video I sat back from my computer and thought, this otter is people!
Gotta run, googling how to get a pet otter. Again.
If you think you’re broke but you also think you have to drink some beer to make room for all your groceries in your fridge…
then you probably shouldn’t complain.
But goddamn I love to feel superior about my life all the time. It makes up for the fact that I am friendless (not really) and penniless (clearly not really) in Montreal.
This has been a white whine about nothing.
Oh! Except this real thing where I wake up sneezing every day at 5am! Help! Real life problem!
We were convinced Kinnect Adventures was lost forever when we found the case empty, and I immediately pointed out that this was the only reason I came back to Montreal.
Because we left the xbox behind.
Allllllllll I wanted tonight was to go have a drink at the Frog. I would have made a deal with the devil to be in Paris on a Sunday. Instead I got to speak French and drunkenly attempt headstands, which is close but no Moroccan cigar.
Just in case you ever get stoned and Krazy Glue your fingers together while trying to fix a pair of earrings you’re not even sure you like, a foot pumice is the way to go.
Monsters X People
My yoga instructor says that I have the power to ignore these people, but the icky feeling in the pit of my stomach says otherwise.
Malala Yousafzai on Jon Stewart the other night - a really good antidote to Kanye’s obnoxious, self-indulgent interview that put me to sleep yesterday.