I gotta say this somewhere:
Knowing how to relax at work is NOT A SKILL.
That is all.
I love the muppets so much.
Things I Learned From My Cousin: Marry a Foreigner
- French Husband (singing): I'm a creeeeeeeep....
- Bellarussian Husband: Is that by Radioshack?
- French Husband: Banana creeps. Chocolate creeps.
Ooooh I love me some Suits.
Maybe, as a successful adult, I am not supposed to say things like, “My outlook on life and conception of myself as a person are thanks largely in part to a television show about a teenage detective,” but if that’s the case I don’t really want to be a successful adult. When I started watching Veronica Mars, it was the summer between my sophomore and junior years of college, and I had developed a personality that was largely centered on letting terrible dudes push me around and make me feel awful about myself, and I was very sad, all the time. And then I watched Veronica Mars, which is about fathers and daughters and class warfare and high school and murder and most of all, to me, the triumphs and pitfalls of being a smart, tough girl in a world that would rather you be stupid and compliant.
Above, my new mantra.
Atavan had no effect - now exploring the benefits of vodka.Edit: !!!!!
I don’t think half an Atavan is enough because it’s 2am and I just got out of bed to wash my feet.
This follows closely on the heels of me making a pillow barricade to protect me from my noisy mouth-breather of a French Husband.
Insanity 1, Atavan 0
Don’t drink with atavan and call me 2 hours after you take 1 or after you take 3 drinks what ever comes first. P. s. Love you
—Actual cut and paste of a text from my dad. Happy wedding planning!
I would definitely have two kids so they would play amongst themselves because I hate playing their boring stupid kid games.
—Cammy Sue. who says the greatest things