Smarter Than Me

    26 Nov 2009

    26 Nov 2009

    26 Nov 2009

    I don’t believe that intelligence can be accurately quantified, but I do have an IQ of 187, an eidetic memory, can read 20,000 words per minute.

    …Yes, I’m a genius.

    — Dr. Spencer Reid

    26 Nov 2009

    “I haven’t the slightest idea how to change people, but still I keep a long list of prospective candidates just in case I should ever figure it out.”

    26 Nov 2009

    26 Nov 2009

    Today, I trained my dog to fist bump me when I say, "That's what she said." MLIA.

    26 Nov 2009

    indierawk:

-Anatomy of a Hipster #159.
Happy Thanksgiving! And to all you malnourished indie kids out there, eat something. You look like skin and bones and American Apparel.

    indierawk:

    -Anatomy of a Hipster #159.

    Happy Thanksgiving! And to all you malnourished indie kids out there, eat something. You look like skin and bones and American Apparel.

    26 Nov 2009

    overflowing:

Just picked up these Gingerbread flavored coffee cups for the Keurig.
I’m In Love.

Is everyone in the 514 aware that Java U Cafes no longer use Green Mountain coffee? They just use whatever is cheapest. Boycott boycott boycott! (Except the Mezz, cause those kids are sexy bitches.)

    overflowing:

    Just picked up these Gingerbread flavored coffee cups for the Keurig.

    I’m In Love.

    Is everyone in the 514 aware that Java U Cafes no longer use Green Mountain coffee? They just use whatever is cheapest. Boycott boycott boycott! (Except the Mezz, cause those kids are sexy bitches.)

    26 Nov 2009

    BTW, Vanessa - here's what happens to me when you desert me at a Java gig...

    • Robert: Hey there sexy! Wait, where's my favorite hot Java girl?
    • CA: She moved to Arizona! Can you believe it?!
    • Robert: I've been abandoned!
    • CA: No, *I've* been abandoned.
    • Robert: Don't worry - there are gonna be some young real estate studs here tonight who'll make you feel allllll better. Or I will. *malicious snickering*
    • CA: Uh huh, just make sure they're American citizens.

    26 Nov 2009

    Oh, Agent Reid... so sexy...

    26 Nov 2009

    I am thankful for: the time I slept with French-Pierre. That was *awesome*.

    I am thankful for: the time I slept with French-Pierre. That was *awesome*.

    26 Nov 2009

    25 Nov 2009

    For Vanessa - thank you for the parting gift of your entire extended family. I will now obviously be incapable of having a meltdown because there are so freakin’ many people watching out for me.

    Pretty sure Emilio is the craziest/most likely to hunt me down should I suddenly disappear.